<h1 class="entry-title" style="text-align: center;">How to Get Girls, the Howcast Way</h1>
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<p>If you haven’t heard of Howcast, you’re missing out. From how to escape from kidnappers to how to play rock-paper-scissors, it’s a treasure trove of video advice.</p>
<p>Often dodgy advice, sometimes advice you really didn’t need in the first place, but advice nonetheless. They try hard.</p>
<h3>How to be Better at Small Talk</h3>
<p>For your weekend enjoyment I present some of Howcast’s “how to get girls” riffs, starting with the art of making conversation (aka <a href="https://pad.geolab.space/s/2tL4vYq-W">working a room</a>) with a paper drawing of a <a href="https://blog.loveawake.com/2020/07/13/meeting-women-in-bars-and-clubs-with-maximum-efficiency/">woman at a bar</a>. Maybe the dude’s getting back at his girlfriend for running off with the guy from A-ha.</p>
<h3>How to Ask Out a Girl</h3>
<p>Then, who needs “game” when you’ve got Howcast to show you exactly how to secure a date with the hottest loudly-striped-shirt-wearing babe at the pub? Learn well, because they’re also teaching her how to ignore you. Pay close attention to the pre-asking effort that goes into site selection for the <a href="https://www.loveawake.com/free-online-dating/France-dating-service.html?page=10">potential date</a>. Apparently he chose the playground.</p>
<h3>How to Impress a <a href="https://www.loveawake.com/free-online-dating/France-dating-service.html?gender=female">Woman on a Date</a></h3>
<p>After you’ve procured that hottie and found just the right British East India Company-themed eatery, here are some tips on the wining and dining. You’ll need: money! Oh, and John Waters called, he wants his mustache back.</p>
<h3>How to Seduce a Woman</h3>
<p>When you really need to bring out the big guns, Howcast’s video gurus have that covered too: tell her you love her and then make her jump out of an airplane with you. Just don’t listen to advice from The Fonz. And I look forward to <a href="https://blog.loveawake.com/2021/05/17/25-worlds-greatest-pick-up-artists/">the pickup gurus</a> taking off with this trend of using cartoon bunnies in their instructional videos.</p>
<h3>How to Make a Move on a Girl While Watching a Movie on a Couch</h3>
<p>Now, with the economy all bad and stuff, you may want to just have her come over and watch a nice, platonic movie. (Anything whose title begins with <em>Star Wars</em> or <em>Lord of the Rings</em> is plenty platonic.) The goal is to skootch up to her and have your tentacles wrapped around her before she even knows it. That’s where this next video comes in. (Sometimes I think they might not even be taking this stuff seriously.)</p>
<p>And finally, when you follow the advice above a little too closely, here’s what to expect from that one special girl. (Little did I know that an “ex-parte” wasn’t a shindig your old girlfriend throws for you because she’s sorry she broke up with you.)</p>
<p>There are tons more where these came from. If you’ve learned anything today, God help you.</p>
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